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Problems With Sex

I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems. Finally...

To Inherit a Fortune

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath...

Pleasure

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his...

The Irish Virgin

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in...

Preacher’s Donkey

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,   and having been told that there was a fortune to be made in horse racing,   he decided to purchase a horse and enter...

Pearly Gates

St. Peter looked up,   and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were converging on the Pearly Gates. Never having had more than one or two persons a day from New Orleans before,   he...

Osama bin Laden Goes To Heaven

After his death,   Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington,   who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him,   "How dare you try...

Original Text

The Pope dies and,   naturally,   goes to heaven.   He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of...

Nun Going to Chicago

This nun was going to Chicago.   She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that...

New Bar in Town

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers....