Chewing Gum

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A Pilipino is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Pilipino ignores the American who nevertheless starts a conversation.

American: “Do Filipino’s eat all the bread?”

Pilipino (in a bad mood): “Of course”.

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) with a big smirk on his face replies,
“We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crust we collect in container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Philippines.”

The Pilipino listens in silence.

The American persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”

Pilipino: “Of Course.”



American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
“We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and left overs in containers recycle them transform them into jam and sell them to Philippines.

The Pilipino then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”

American: “Why? of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk.

Pilipino: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

American: “We throw them away of course”.

Pilipino: “We don’t. In the Philippines we put them in a container, recycle them, and melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.”


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