Idiots All Over Part 1

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You will feel better about yourself when you read this…

IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the Telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.

When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, “Would you like us to call you before we come?”

I replied that I didn’t see how he would be able to do that since our phones weren’t working. He also requested that we report future outages by email.

Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?

IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.

She informed me that she could not complete he transaction unless the card was signed.

When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt.

So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.

The reason: Too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn’t want them to cross there anymore. I know I’ve recently been with some of these people…

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.

She asked the person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.”

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

“Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”

To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?”

She smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”

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