The Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska,   admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees!   What a powerful river!   What beautiful animals!"   he said to himself. As...

Spell A Word

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates,   being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him,   "Oh,   is this place what I really think it is?   It's so...

Selling Bibles

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles.   While checking the church storeroom,   he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at...

Punishment

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners,   he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up...

Priest Goes Thru Customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father,   may I ask a favour?" "Of course.   What may I do for you?" "Well,   I bought an expensive electronic...

Preacher’s Donkey

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,   and having been told that there was a fortune to be made in horse racing,   he decided to purchase a horse and enter...

Pearly Gates

St. Peter looked up,   and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were converging on the Pearly Gates. Never having had more than one or two persons a day from New Orleans before,   he...

Osama bin Laden Goes To Heaven

After his death,   Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington,   who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him,   "How dare you try...

Original Text

The Pope dies and,   naturally,   goes to heaven.   He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of...

Nun Going to Chicago

This nun was going to Chicago.   She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that...