New Bar in Town

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers....

Bicycle Ride

A fellow decided to take a bicycle ride from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He rode the first hour or so and then got very tired as the ride is mostly uphill. So he decided to hitchhike. For about...

Funny Birth Announcement

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws' place. As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law, "When...

Psych Test – The Answer Will Terrify You!

This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so...

The Irish Virgin

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in...

Pleasure

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his...

To Inherit a Fortune

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath...

Problems With Sex

I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems. Finally...

Vanity

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at...

When it Cries

This is why God invented menopause....... With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to...