Sign For Overspeeding

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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and got so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of 3-6 a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office and said,

“You’ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.”

“What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff.

“I don’t care, just do something about those crazy drivers!”

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:

PLEASE SLOW DOWN:
SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,

“You’ve got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing’ sign seems to make them go even faster.”

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

PLEASE SLOW DOWN:
CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up.. So Farmer John called every day for three weeks.


Finally, he asked the sheriff, “Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?” The sheriff told him,

“Sure thing, put up your own sign.” Anything to get Farmer John off his back.

Three weeks later, no calls from Farmer John, so curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. “How’s the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?”

“Yep, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I got to go.” He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious and he thought to himself,

“I’d better go out there and take a look at that sign… So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John’s house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.. It was spray-painted on a sheet of plywood:

Scroll down to bottom to see what the sign says…

NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for the chicks!


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