Sleep In The Barn

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They go to the nearest farm house and the farmer tells them that they can stay till morning but there is only room for two in the house, and one of them will have to stay in the barn.

The Hindu says,

“I’ll sleep in the barn.” and they all start to settle in for the night.

A little later on there is a knock on the door .

It’s the Hindu, and he complains that there is a cow in the barn, and in his land cows are holy, and it makes him uncomfortable to sleep there…

So the Rabbi decides to sleep in the barn.

A little while later the rabbi is back complaining that there is a pig in the barn, and they aren’t kosher, and he just can’t sleep near it…

So the Lawyer goes out to sleep in the barn.

A little while later there’s a knock on the door . . .

It’s the pig and the cow.

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10 Times It’s Size

The 6th grade science teacher,   Mrs. Parks,   asked her class,   “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up,   angry,   and said,   “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that!   I’m going to tell my parents,   and they will go and tell the principal,   who will then fire you!”  With a sneer on her face,   she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her remarks and asked the question again,   “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open;  then she said to those around her,   “Boy,   is she gonna get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,   “Anybody?”   Finally,   Billy stood up,   looked around nervously and said,   “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said,   “Very good,   Billy,”   then turned to Mary and continued.   “As for you, young lady,   I have three things to say:”

Number 1: You have a dirty mind;
Number 2: You didn’t read your homework; and
Number 3: One day you are going to be very,   very disappointed.

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