The Girl Spits Hershey – This is Hilarious!

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

“Do you know what it is?

“No, I don’t,” said the little boy

“Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.”

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, “Spit it out! It’s a piece of ass!”


Learning from Teacher

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school.

Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

“Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

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