A king enrolled his donkey in a race and won.
The local newspaper read-
“KING’S ASS WON”
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local newspaper then read,
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN THE TOWN”
The king fainted…
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day the newspaper read –
“QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”
The queen fainted…
The very next day, the king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The next headlines were something like this-
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”
The king died…
You just can’t control it..