Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room strip off their habits and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room they open the door.

“Nice boobs,” says the man, “where do you want the blinds?

The two nuns fainted!!!

Window Blinds Example