A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his face.

She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles.

Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.

“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.

“Yes, he did, and that wasn’t too long ago.”, answers her grandpa.

“Boy,” says the little girl, “he’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t he?”

— End —

Doll Dress Material

A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.

When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?”

“For a sweet little girl like you,” replied the man (feeling generous) “I’ll charge only one little kiss.”

“Thanks” replied the tot. “Grandma said whatever it is, to charge it and she’ll be by tomorrow to pay for it.”

— End —


A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.

The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”

Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains,

“Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient.”

“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch.”

— End —

Drawing God

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”