A Filipino congressman was invited by his American engineer friend in U.S.A.
The congressman was surprised by seeing his awesome home.
Out of curiosity he asked his friend: “How did you manage to have this beautiful home?”
American Engineer: “Can you see the newly constructed bridge outside the window?”
Filipino Congressman: “Yes.”
American Engineer: “(Winking his eyes) 10% of the budget came in my pocket.”
After a few months later, the Filipino congressman invited his American friend to his home.
The American engineer found his home to be better than his own one.
He was also surprised.
Out of curiosity, he asked him: “Your house is more luxurious than mine, how come?”
Filipino Congressman: “Can you see the bridge outside the window?”
American Engineer: “No”.
(Filipino Congressman winked his eyes.)