3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing all of them.

They are at the pearly gates and Saint Peter say’s

“This is perfect the gates need repair and I can get three estimates”

He asks the first contractor, Dumbo, what it would take to fix the gates.

Dumbo walks over to the gates, inspects them, measures them and gives Saint Peter an estimate of $750.

Saint Peter says thank you and asks the next contractor for an estimate.

He walks over to the gates, inspects them, measures them and gives Saint Peter an estimate of $1500, and tells him I won’t make a dime off this.

Saint Peter says thank you and asks the next contractor for an estimate.

Anthony quickly gives Saint Peter a price of $2750.

Saint Peter asks Anthony how he could come up with an estimate of two thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars without even inspecting or measuring the gates.

Anthony reply,

“It’s easy Saint Peter, $1000 for you, $1000 for me, $750 for Dumbo.”

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