Wife was sure that her husband was having an affair and sex with the house maid so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend and didn’t tell husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the same old story –
“Excuse me my dear, my stomach is aching” and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid’s room, switched the lights off and slipped inside her bed.
The man came in silently, he didn’t waste any time on words but quickly started sex..
When he finished, the wife said,
“You didn’t expect me in this bed, do you..?”
And switched on the light…!
“No Madam”, said their watchman..!!