A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,

“Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today.”

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.

“That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”

It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”

*Hahaha! Moms always think in advance.*

Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

*Wahaha… Sometimes, children are smarter and logical than adults.*