The wife always had doubts on her husband. She suspected that he has an affair with his colleague.
After a long fight one night, she decided to go away to a serene peaceful place for a few days, to cool off. She packed and left for a hill station the very next day.
A few hours after she had reached her destination, she got a message on her phone, from her husband. She immediately filed a divorce.
The message the husband sent to his wife:
“I wish you were her”
(The message the husband intended to send:
I wish you were here)
Here’s Another one…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
“My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
“No, I’m your son’s teacher.”