A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.

“I’m screwed,” says the pilot.

A husky voice coming from his heart whispers and said,

“No, you’re not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader’s heart.”

The pilot does this.

“NOW you’re screwed,” says the devil.

Moral Lesson:
Sometimes you shouldn’t listen to your heart but instead, use your common sense.