A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners,   he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

“That”s unfair!”   he cried.   “I have to roast for all eternity,   and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

“Shut up,”   barked the devil,   jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

“Who are you to question that woman”s punishment?”

— End —

Reward for Being Good

Three men were waiting to go to heaven.   St. Peter was at the gate and said,   “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven”.

The first guy comes up to the gate and says,   “I never,   ever cheated on my wife”.   So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says,   “I cheated on my wife a little.”   He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.

The next guy came up and said,   “I cheated on my wife alot.”   He gets a scooter.

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He asked,   “Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!”   and the man sobbed,   “My wife just went by on roller skates”.