A Priest dies and is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
God said to the guy “Who are you?”
“I am Ronnie Crickets an Express Bus driver.” said the guy.
God told Ronnie, “Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.”
Ronnie happily enter the kingdom gate.
Now comes the priest… and God ask, “Who are you?”
With a proud voice the priest reply, “I am a priest and spent 40 yrs preaching good to people.”
“Ah… Ok. Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.” God said.
“Oh God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching the word of God to good people and only get cotton robe?” the priest complain.
God said to the priest “It’s because of Results, my son, results.”
“While you preached, people slept, but when Ronnie drove, people really prayed…” God added.