Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.
Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”
The next day, the pastor was over at Emily’s family’s house for lunch.
He mentioned that his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied,
“That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”
When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.
The teacher said, “very good” and continued teaching the class. A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and savior?” But she didn’t stir from her slumber.
Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary Margaret and the teacher once again said, “very good” and Mary Margaret fell back to sleep.
The teacher asked her a third question “what did Eve say to Adam after she had her tenth child?” Again, Johnny to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “if you stick me with that damn thing one more time, I’ll break it in half!”
The teacher fainted!!